Brogue One: a short story

110934_grenson_dylan_mens_oxford_brigue_in_tan_calf_leather_-_3_quarter_viewA long time ago in a parody far, far away…

SEVCO SCOTLAND

Rangers are dead! From their ashes, The Rangers!

After several years scratching around in lower levels, the establishment’s imperial orcs have finally scrambled their way into the top flight.

Armed with ageing warriors, they attempt to siege Scottish football for themselves.

All has not gone to plan as the separatists continue to wrangle over who owns what.

A stalemate continues, but they have also lost one of their warriors…back to Burnley!

Due to a gutless Aberdeen and Hearts, The Rangers find themselves second in the Scottish Premiership.

Top of the league remains uncharted territory.

Whilst The Rangers continue to make repairs on their home base on the far moon of Ibrox, Warburton considers interest from the outer rim territories.

All the while Captain Rodgers and his band of rebels march on with a 14 point lead and one game at hand………

Daah-dah, da-da-da, daaah-dah, da-da-da, daaah-dah, da-da-da-da!

Hail! Hail!

Stevie Mac

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